V Is For Volunteer

V IS FOR VOLUNTEER

In his latest bid to signal his virtue to everyone, George embarks upon some voluntary work – this time helping awful, disadvantaged youngsters with their considerable shortcomings – at Dragonville High, his former school!

Unfortunately, however, shadowy dealings have led to the school’s planned closure. Only one thing can save it – victory by the fireball team over the Ogreton Maniacs. And guess which sport-hating, poncho-wearing dragon has inexplicably been appointed the new manager?!

An ability-free ‘inclusive’ fireball technique, a squad based strictly upon diversity – they’re winners already, in the eyes of his online stalkers!

Will George’s benevolent behaviour have the desired effect? Will his progressive approach impress anyone worth impressing? Will he save the school and more importantly, secure for himself some premier-level altruistic bragging rights? Find out! 

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Funny books about social media and mind-control and virtue signalling 
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