An Implausible Illness

AN IMPLAUSIBLE ILLNESS

A short story that definitely isn't about what you think it is about... 

A mystery illness has taken over Dragonville, closing down all the shops and imprisoning the dragons in their homes – but it definitely isn’t what everyone thinks it is…!  

A crisis now on his claws and a dirty-weekend / staff-training course with his secretary to get to, bumbling town mayor Desmond is forced to call in the cavalry.

There is only one dragon who can save the day – and fortunately he’s a glutton when it comes to helping the hopeless! Blackmailed back from his peaceful, new life in human society, George The-Decent Dragon is tasked with averting Dragonville’s latest disaster.

Clueless politicians, inept advisory committees, management strategies with an utter disregard for the town’s economy and its long-term prospects. If only they could leave things well-alone and await a sensible, natural solution – but unfortunately that isn’t an option!

Will the dragons ever be able to go outside again? Will the illness eradication plan leave anything intact? Will Mayor Desmond manage to re-open the town gym before he is beaten to death by his power-lifting-deprived wife?

Lock your door, wash your hands, hide under your bed – it’s time to find out!

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